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Old August 23 2010, 07:21 PM   #4
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Re: Trek comic caption contest #4: States of Undress

CAROL: "I keep telling you, Jim! You can't reprogram the simulator to cheat on a pregnancy test!"
KIRK: "Watch me!"

INTERCOM: "Captain Picard to the bridge! Emergency!"
PICARD: "The hell with that! I'm having too much fun bouncing on my new waterbed!"

ORION: "Why so surprised? This is the traditional ending for an Orion lap dance!"
KIRK: "I thought that was just Marta!"

ENSEMBLE FOR THE STARFLEET PRODUCTION OF THE FULL MONTY (singing): "Beezoooeeezzz or beezoooain't my baby?"
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