CAROL: "I keep telling you, Jim! You can't reprogram the simulator to cheat on a pregnancy test!"
KIRK: "Watch me!"
INTERCOM: "Captain Picard to the bridge! Emergency!"
PICARD: "The hell with that! I'm having too much fun bouncing on my new waterbed!"
ORION: "Why so surprised? This is the traditional ending for an Orion lap dance!"
KIRK: "I thought that was just Marta!"
ENSEMBLE FOR THE STARFLEET PRODUCTION OF
THE FULL MONTY (singing): "Beezoooeeezzz or beezoooain't my baby?"