Previously on Star Trek: The Comic Caption Contest
Spock Prime: "Quickly, Jim; this way! And why are you wearing sneakers on an ice planet?"
Kirk: (sotto voce) "I just figured it out, Spock...I don't necessarily need to outrun the monster; just YOU!"
Rat Boy wrote:
Spock: "I love you, but I hate you."
Bugs: *Angry bug noises*
Spock: "Damn, I was hoping that would work again."
Deranged Nasat wrote:
: "...and this "hurling faeces" you speak of. An intriguing technique - but is it an honourable
: "We've never had any complaints, sir. We think most of our foes were too embarrassed".
: "The Empire will update its tactics accordingly".
And an awesome double win:
Milo Bloom wrote:
McCoy: Oh God. Nurse Chaple just beat the hell out of me.
But, if I tell... (whmper) oh god.
Kirk (off-screen): Bones? What happen--
Bones: I fell down some stairs!
YOU ARE ALL...
And now..."States of Undress"