Re: Trek Comic Caption Contest #3: NOT Delta Vega!
McCoy: Oh God. Nurse Chaple just beat the hell out of me.
But, if I tell... (whmper) oh god.
Kirk (off-screen): Bones? What happen--
Bones: I fell down some stairs!
'Tis a lie! Thy backside is whole and ungobbled, thou ungrateful whelp!