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Old August 9 2010, 08:11 AM   #34
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Re: The Joke Thread.

A guy is talking to St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. When he is asked about the good things he's done if life he tells St. Peter about how he helped this woman who was being harassed by a biker gang. He explains that he went up to the biggest biker and told him to leave the woman alone. When the guy laughed at him he punched him repeatedly and ripped off his nose ring. St. Peter asks "When did this happen?" and the guy replies "Oh, just a few minutes ago".
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