Paddy Murphy's Babies
Paddy Murphy went to the hospital as his wife was having a baby.
Upon arriving, the Nurse says, 'Congratulations, your wife has had quins 5 big healthy baby boys.'
Paddy says, 'I'm not surprised, I have a willy on me like a chimney.'
The nurse replies, 'You'll need to get it cleaned then because the babies are all black.'