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Old July 26 2010, 04:31 AM   #30
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Re: The Joke Thread.

Two guys are hiking in the woods when they suddenly find themselves face to face with a snarling grizzly bear. One guy immediately slips his backpack off, pulls a pair of running shoes out of it, slips them on his feet and starts hurriedly tying the laces.

The second guy says, "You fool! You can't run faster than a hungry grizzly bear!"

The first guy replies, "I don't have to run faster than the bear. I just have to run faster than you."
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