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Old July 25 2010, 10:54 PM   #29
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Re: The Joke Thread.

A piece of string walks into a pub. He goes up to the bar and pounds his fist on the countertop.

"Hey, barkeep. Gimme a beer."

The bartender turns around and looks down at the string.

"Get outta here, mate. We don't serve your kind in here!"

The string stands up affronted and leaves in a huff. It then goes outside and around the back of the pub. There it messes up its hair and ties itself into a knot. The string then goes back into the pub. It goes up to the bar and pounds his fist on the countertop.

"Hey, barkeep. Gimme a beer."

The bartender looks down at the string.

"Oi, didn't I tell you to get outta here? Weren't you the piece of string who was in here before?"

The string looks around innocently.

"Who me? I'm a frayed knot."

(when said aloud, of course it sounds like, "I'm afraid not." )


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