Very nice. Never bothered with Roswell
. Too much angst. I like her look, though. Tiny works. Unless it's the actual twelve year old pictured above, at which point it becomes too tiny and creepy...and illegal.
, man, way to throw that curve ball. She's small and looks like she's 19, so Thumbs Up, right? Nope! That Age-discriminating LIDAR sniffed out the spinsterish truth - the hag's 31. Thumbs Down! Cover it with a she's not pretty and she's tiny to confound the uninitiated, but I know you smell the scent of death on her.
I picture you flinching in horror as each GBOW with any hint of maturity repels you like a living portrait of Dorian Gray. Which is awesome because it reminds me of that great short story and your posts always amuse me in these threads. So, bonus!