A woman is living alone with her pet cat. She finds a magic lamp and rubs it, and out pops a genie, who grants her three wishes.
- Her first wish is to be extremely rich.
- Her second wish is to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
- Her third wish is for the cat to be turned into a handsome man.
So all of her wishes are granted. She then takes the man-who-used-to-be-cat upstairs and asks him to make mad passionate love to her. The man says:
"You should have thought of that before you had me fixed."