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Old July 25 2010, 08:46 PM   #28
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Re: The Joke Thread.

A woman is living alone with her pet cat. She finds a magic lamp and rubs it, and out pops a genie, who grants her three wishes.

- Her first wish is to be extremely rich.

- Her second wish is to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

- Her third wish is for the cat to be turned into a handsome man.

So all of her wishes are granted. She then takes the man-who-used-to-be-cat upstairs and asks him to make mad passionate love to her. The man says:

"You should have thought of that before you had me fixed."
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