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Old July 23 2010, 02:30 PM   #7
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Re: The Joke Thread.

A man hears the doorbell ring and goes to answer it. He opens the door and finds a snail on the front porch. So he takes the snail and throws it into the distance as far as he can.

Five years later, there's another doorbell ring. The man opens the door and it's the same snail.

"What the hell was that all about?" the snail says.
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