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Old July 22 2010, 11:10 AM   #1
Locutus of Bored
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My Pet's Cuter Than Yours, So Suck It

It's been a pretty depressing year at Casa del Locutus, so we decided to do something nice for ourselves and adopted a four-month-old female Domestic Shorthaired tabby kitten from the local animal shelter.

I present thee Lilly, Destroyer of Worlds (but we're just going to call her Lilly until her plans for global domination have come to fruition, so as not to give her an over-inflated ego or anything):

Notice how she has already claimed that ratty looking sandal as her own territory in preparation for the mass devastation to come? She is truly a fearsome beast.

I originally wanted to name her "Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia" (Gozer for short) but the damn hippie communists in my house overruled me and went with a slightly less dread-inspiring name. I mean, Lilly is good too, but I tried to explain to them that it's kind of odd to give a cat a name that sounds like a flower that is toxic to cats. But what do I know?

So, where was I? Oh yeah, my pet's cuter than yours. Go ahead and post pictures of your uglier animals in a pathetic attempt at upstaging Lilly's rightful dominance, or just bask in the light of her glorious cuteness and pray that that is enough to save you when her reign of terror begins.
'First Contact' is the tale of a man who just wants to cash in on his creation so he can get wasted on an island full of naked women, but his fans keep insisting that he's a saintly visionary who has profoundly altered the world. AKA - 'I Don't Want to be a Statue: The Gene Roddenberry Story.'
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