I've always been a fan of The Lion King
: Remember...who you are.... (starts to fade)
: Morn? (reaches out)
: Don't leave us....
(As "Eye Of The Tiger" plays on speakers)
: I Am The Man! WHO IS THE MAN? WHO...IS...THE MAN
: (off camera) I always suspected she had an identity crisis....
: JAKE--I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse!
: Really? Let's hear it!
: We're talking seven bars of latinum.
: Hmm...I'm listening.
: Okay, look--I need someone with a voice to give the bar the best review it's ever had! See, business has been dying lately, and--
: Woah, hold on there, brother. I'll have to clear it with my dad, first--
: GAH! Uh...is that really necessary?
: Uh...why not? Unless...you're trying to get new bidders for those vole
: No! I wouldn't think of it!
"CHIEF, Fox News is shorting out again! NOW
do you believe me, that there's a left-wing conspiracy in Starfleet?!?"
(Hey--who says we right-wingers can't laugh at ouselves?