Sisko: "At last! I'm so looking forward to being an empty-nester."
*Kasidy runs in*
Kasidy: "I'm pregnant!"
O'Brien: "We were just...wrestling. Yeah, that's it."
Worf: "Look, you're a Klingon, not an android. You can't
do the knife trick no matter how hard you try. We're just lucky they can reattach Leskit's fingers."
Alexander: "And Captain Klaag's arm?"
Worf: "Lost cause."