And a Special Award for Starting a Good Amount of Speculation, our winner is:
Rush Limborg wrote:
: Hi, Mr. Sisko--I'm with the Census!
Now...let's try this out....
You sure look like a man on a mission!
: DAD--I'm packing my press set--Camcorder, mike--everything! I just got the BEST story ready. I have an interview--and I CAN'T BE LATE!!!
: Who's the unlucky celebrity this time?
: Paris Hilton.
(Molly runs in)
: Uh, Molly? I thought we said not to come i--
...you already know
who Mommy's daddy is!
: So why ask her, silly?
: You know...she's gotta point.
: Oh, knock it off....
: This is a mighty weapon, with many uses, my son. use it wisely.
: (taking the knife) I will, father. And the first blood it shall see...will be of those Trekkies who dared
to call me "annoying" and "useless"! At last...they shall pay
for their insolense!
: (aside) I'm going to regret giving him that....