Sisko: "Okay, I've packed all of your Season 7 scripts into that suitcase, Jake-o. Whatever you do, don't leave it at grandpa's house. I wouldn't want you standing around uselessly with no episodes of your own for an entire season."
Molly: "Mommy, what's a 'limp shillelagh'?"
Keiko: "Ask daddy, sweetheart."
Worf: "All of the speculation in this forum about my penis has made me realize how phallic these daggers with the extendable claws are."
Alexander: "What? I'm supposed to have extendable claws down there!?"
Worf: "Sigh... So very human.