When an old Italian peplum or sword-and-sandal epic shows up on TV, I'll randomly ask someone, “Do you like movies about gladiators?”
When the topic is drugs or drug smuggling, I'll try to work “Peppermint-flavored heroin!” into the conversation somewhere.
And I use the classic catchphrases from Wayne's World
whenever the opportunity presents itself:
“She will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine.”
“We're not worthy! We're not worthy!”
“Exqueeze me? Baking powder?”
“She's a robo-babe. She's magically babealicious.”
“Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt.”
And, of course. . . SCHWING!