For no real reason: "Why am I covereds in goo?"
I don't dress up for Halloween so when asked I say "I'm a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else."
"Damn you, vile woman!"
"I know you are but what am I?"
"U-G-L-Y you aint got no alibi."
wouldn't be complete without this:
Really like using: "You ugly, you oogly."
"God damn it! I'd piss on spark plug if I thought it'd do any good."
Really I watch too many movies and too much TV, cause there are more.