"Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised"
This comes out of my mouth a lot more than it should.
"Say 'hello' to my little friend"
I don't say it, but it goes through my head a lot.
"I told you never to use wire hangers"
I think it or say it every time I do laundry. If you don't know where it's from, then you've made me old.
"I don't think so, Tim."
I say this when someone tells me something that is, to me, obviously stupid.