i am imagining some dialogue, of a new castaway questioning Hurley and Ben about their relationship with the Island
dude, i'm like the protector of this Island, protecting it from bad guys who wsnt to hurt the heart of the Island and, um, other bad guy stuff.
: Ooooookay. How about you, Ben? Why are you here on the Island?(thinking Ben will make much more sense)
Oh, where shall I start? Let me just summarize by letting you know that I helped massarcre an entire group of settlers, including my own father. Later, I wound up letting my daughter get killed by denying being her father. Then I killed the previous protector of this Island, almost let a smoke monster destroy the world. So basically, this is my community service sentence.
Castaway goes into shell shock as they realize what kind of situation they are in.