Re: Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated
I mean, why would a smart girl like her fall for a guy who'd never love her as much as his dog or a well-stocked kitchen? Not to mention one who's a career coward?
Substitute "dog" for Star Trek book/tape/figure collection and you have my marriage. Not so much a coward as pathologically shy at times though.
'Tis a lie! Thy backside is whole and ungobbled, thou ungrateful whelp!