While nuSpock was dicking around in the Abramsverse TOS Spock went out for a bucket of original recipe KFC for the gang. Probably picked up some brownies and macaroni salad, too.
Well, I think I did see him sucking on a Tootsie Pop once.
I KNOW you are speaking in jest here. The macaroni salad I could see but the rest would be MOST illogical.
And that guy with the tootsie pop was DEFINITELY an alternate universe Spock. I wonder if that picture is on the web somewhere.