How about Rush Limbaugh himself?
No evil force in the universe could defeat him of course. For that reason the movie might not have much suspense.
If you mean the radio talk show "Rush Limbaugh" ...with his 1st officer, Mr. Snerdly. - I would never miss that one!
(probably not the trekbbs.com one either
Okay, for suspense
- give him Al Franken, Hillary Clinton, and Michal Moore, who have infiltrated his crew! ...Unless he just treats them the way TOS did the tribbles. ...that would be all too easy?
So, they would need to have transporter immunity
for ongoing suspense.