May work fine for you, but it's total nonsense to me.
What is nonsense here is your inability to deal with a fucking movie
that doesn't go in the exact direction that you want it to, and the need to contrive your own "real" version to satisfy yourself.
Stuff like this is why Trek fans are ridiculed. Normal person sees shit movie... normal person forgets it and gets on with life. Trekkie sees new Trek movie and doesn't like it... Trekkie denies its existence in the fake world and justifies it with fake reasons to preserve the integrity of the fake world and the fake people therein.
Galaxy Quest suddenly makes sense.