Therin of Andor wrote:
The skirt has to be long enough to hide your junk, the longer the skirt, the more of a man you are.
But it's not
a skirt. It can't ride up. One leg is wrapped snugly by the material.
How about "hemline?" And if one leg is wrapped as you say, wouldn't the "skirt" move wrong as you walk.
Why wear that kind of outfit at all if you can't have some sashay
as you move away.