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Old May 3 2010, 07:12 PM   #10
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Re: Wearing Starfleet Uniform Out in Public - Help

There's a very simple solution: instead of wearing a uniform, have the pattern of the uniform tattooed onto you body! Now I know what you're thinking, "But what about my genitals?!" Don't worry, they can tattoo that too, and you'll be able to pee again in 6 weeks.

I hope this helps.

(On the off-chance that the OP was serious: DON'T WEAR A BLEEDIN' COSTUME IN PUBLIC!!)
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