Re: BOOM! A shot into the iPad's heart.
No to nitpick, but the 3rd gen iPod Touch and iPhone 3GS were hardly 'minor' updates. The underlying architecture received a massive bump in speed and available memory. To this iPhone 2G owner, the 3G update was the minor one, providing features that I didn't need or use on a regular basis. Everyone could use the much faster processor in the 3GS.
Some say that daylight savings time was implemented to give him another hour of track time and that he goes through Pon Farr every 7 seconds.
All we know is, he's called The Stig.