Re: BOOM! A shot into the iPad's heart.
No to nitpick, but the 3rd gen iPod Touch and iPhone 3GS were hardly 'minor' updates. The underlying architecture received a massive bump in speed and available memory. To this iPhone 2G owner, the 3G update was the minor one, providing features that I didn't need or use on a regular basis. Everyone could use the much faster processor in the 3GS.
Some say that if you get Amazon Prime he will hand-deliver your packages during a powerslide in a classic Jag and that he's paid with bottles of octane booster.
All we know is, he's not The Stig but he is The Stig's non-trademarked generic cousin.