I had to share with you this April Fools joke from Civfanatics.com:
2K Games today announced a new game mode that will be included in the upcoming "Civilization V" sequel called Extreme Diplomacy, which allows two world leaders to enter a death match fight if normal diplomacy fails.
Two world leaders enter; one world leader leaves. The victor will obtain complete control of the challenger's world empire.
: It's mindless now, clicking towards oblivion. ... How long, K-9?
: INSUFFICIENT DATA.
: Yeah, you never fucking know the answer when it's important.