Well, someone mosey down to page 2 where you'll find:
How often do you get laid?
On the Internet - what are you willing to pay for?
CoolEddie countdown to 100,000.
Even better with the other surrounding threads:
And just above it you have the rather bizarre non-sequitur:
And then there's this:
: It's mindless now, clicking towards oblivion. ... How long, K-9?
: INSUFFICIENT DATA.
: Yeah, you never fucking know the answer when it's important.