Picard: "What? Rat Boy's willing to take over the caption contest? That's splendid!"
Crusher: "I just hope there isn't any screencaps of us in compromising positions."
*Riker and Troi start to get worried*
Picard: "Wait a minute? Who else offered?"
Crusher: "Oh dear God no!"
*Riker and Troi start to grin maniacally*