"Come on Data she's passed out drunk put her foot in the warm water, while I put her hand in the warm water, I'll be funny..."
"Accessing,,, Ah I see this should prove interesting."
(thinking) "I hope they didn't heat that"
(thinking) "I may not of heard that but now I know yo did that"
(thinking) "I know I didn't do that, but judging by the captians reaction he's guilty"
(sniffing & thinking) " Wow I must tell the Captain to come to sick bey for a check-up that was rank, Oh yeah I know you Jean-Luc, that smirk gave it away"