Locutus of Bored wrote:
Miss Chicken wrote:
I have never made a pact with the Devil. I don't even know hw to get in contact with him. Does he have a phone number, or do I have to summon him via some strange ritual?
The number of the Beast is:
No solicitors please, Hell is already full of those guys.
Or you can email him at www.IMBLLLzebub2@hotmail.com
I tried to phone him but I was put on hold with only muzak to listen to. A voice eventually announced that I was 7656th in the queue so I gave up.
I think that muzak was invented by the devil.
I emailed him but I am yet to received I reply.