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Old January 20 2010, 12:57 AM   #12
Miss Chicken
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Re: I Made a Voodoo Pact with the Devil

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I have never made a pact with the Devil. I don't even know hw to get in contact with him. Does he have a phone number, or do I have to summon him via some strange ritual?
The number of the Beast is:

1-666-LDI-ABLO (phone)
1-666-THE-DRK1 (fax)

No solicitors please, Hell is already full of those guys.

Or you can email him at www.IMBLLLzebub2@hotmail.com
I tried to phone him but I was put on hold with only muzak to listen to. A voice eventually announced that I was 7656th in the queue so I gave up.

I think that muzak was invented by the devil.

I emailed him but I am yet to received I reply.
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