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Old January 19 2010, 11:26 PM   #7
Locutus of Bored
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Re: I Made a Voodoo Pact with the Devil

Miss Chicken wrote: View Post
I have never made a pact with the Devil. I don't even know hw to get in contact with him. Does he have a phone number, or do I have to summon him via some strange ritual?
The number of the Beast is:

1-666-LDI-ABLO (phone)
1-666-THE-DRK1 (fax)

No solicitors please, Hell is already full of those guys.

Or you can email him at
'First Contact' is the tale of a man who just wants to cash in on his creation so he can get wasted on an island full of naked women, but his fans keep insisting that he's a saintly visionary who has profoundly altered the world. AKA - 'I Don't Want to be a Statue: The Gene Roddenberry Story.'
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