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Old January 19 2010, 11:26 PM   #7
Locutus of Bored
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Re: I Made a Voodoo Pact with the Devil

Miss Chicken wrote: View Post
I have never made a pact with the Devil. I don't even know hw to get in contact with him. Does he have a phone number, or do I have to summon him via some strange ritual?
The number of the Beast is:

1-666-LDI-ABLO (phone)
1-666-THE-DRK1 (fax)

No solicitors please, Hell is already full of those guys.

Or you can email him at
My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
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