Re: The Animated Series Caption Contest #17: Painful Silence
Sarek: "Waving your genitals at the mailman is not the Vulcan way."
Spock: "not everybody keeps their genitals in the same place."
(I'm sorry, I know that doesn't make any sense in this context.)
'Tis a lie! Thy backside is whole and ungobbled, thou ungrateful whelp!