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Old January 4 2010, 07:27 AM   #46
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Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting

Spock: "You are calling me human?"
Asswipes: "Affirmative."
Spock: "I see. If I were human, I would drag one of you down into my bowl, kick his dirty ass, pull his skirt over his head, and go spelunking in his lower intestines with a big, veiny boner. You still wanna call me human, bitches?"
<Asswipes back away slowly, then run and tell.>
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