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Old December 31 2009, 09:22 PM   #13
Jonas Grumby
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Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting

First Vulcan in Background: "He's using the Brainwave Scanner to create a holographic image of a young, human, Nubian female. But he's imaging her naked! Should we do something?
Second Vulcan: "I don't know. I mean, he is half-human himself. Maybe this is just some harmless and innocent manifestation of his human side."
Third Vulcan: "Oh, for crying out loud, he's got her kissing her own ass!"

Spock: "Contrary to rumor, there is no such thing as the 'Vulcan Death Grip." This, however, is the Vulcan 'Have I got your attention now?' Grip."
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