First Vulcan in Background: "He's using the Brainwave Scanner to create a holographic image of a young, human, Nubian female. But he's imaging her naked! Should we do something?
Second Vulcan: "I don't know. I mean, he is half-human himself. Maybe this is just some harmless and innocent manifestation of his human side."
Third Vulcan: "Oh, for crying out loud, he's got her kissing her own ass!"
Spock: "Contrary to rumor, there is no such thing as the 'Vulcan Death Grip."
This, however, is the Vulcan 'Have I got your attention now?' Grip."