Kirk: "Maybe your mind would be eased by this breast-reduction surgery info tape?"
Sulu: "Your high score is in no danger, Pavel."
Kirk: "FUCK YOU!" <throws controller, hits Sulu in back of head>
Sulu: "Of course
they were fucking."
Kirk: "Seriously, when do they put Manning back in? After the fumble for a score, right?"
Kirk, squinting: "Who put their username in as FUKSTKS?"
Sulu and Chekov, together: "Spock."