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Old December 31 2009, 04:33 AM   #1
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Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting

Hiya, folks.

Like Tiger Woods to a horse-faced, emotionally-hollow white woman, it may take me a while, but I'll always be back for another romp.

The bestest of the best from last round were ...

Herkimer Jitty wrote: View Post


Scotty: "Space may be disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence, but I sure could go for some bacon and tomato wrapped in lettuce and sourdough."
Yeoman Randi wrote: View Post


One of E.Harmonys lesser known success stories.

Franklin wrote: View Post


In between takes:
Pegg: It's a big laugh line, Roy. I wanna get it right when we film the scene. Let me run a few more by you. How about, I like this ship! It's exciting!
Deep Roy: No.
Pegg: I like this ship! It's exciting!
Deep Roy: No.
Pegg: I like this ship! It's exciting.
Deep Roy: No.
Pegg: I like this ship! It's bleeding exciting!
Deep Roy: Don't improvise.
Pegg: I like this ship! It's exciting!
Deep Roy: No.
Pegg: I like this ship! It's exciting!
Deep Roy: Did it.
Pegg: I like this ship! It's exciting!
Deep Roy: Worst yet.
Pegg: I like this ship! It's exciting!
Deep Roy: Got it.
Pegg: Thanks.

Naughty Boy wrote: View Post


Scotty: "Hang on; he always needs me to hold his hand when I take him to the bathroom for tinkies."

cooleddie74 wrote: View Post


SCOTTY:Don't tell anyone back at Starfleet Command...

but Admiral Archer's beagle?

Keenser here ATE his wee arse when we ran out of meat-flavored protein nibs.

Herkimer Jitty wrote: View Post



Running Spock: "Bitch is stealing my gig!"

Franklin wrote: View Post


Average Trek BBS poster's first take on this picture: She looks photo-shopped.

scottyclaus wrote: View Post


Scotty: "His people's butts are on their faces. Don't be an ass-ist."

scottyclaus wrote: View Post


Scotty: "Acch, stop your whinin'. You luke good here. I didna think you'd mind me postin' your nudie photos online."
scottyclaus wrote: View Post



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Scotty: "Are ye daft? It's not soccer, it's football."
Nerys Myk wrote: View Post


UHURA: Where'd those two idiots come from?

scottyclaus wrote: View Post
Nicely done, all of you.

This week's bits are:






Have at it.

Joe, later than never
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