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Old December 31 2009, 01:24 AM   #44
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ...



Kirk: "And this is Ceti Alpha V, you're new home. Quaint, huh?"

Khan: "I don't know ... those geological readings of Ceti Alpha VI look unstable."

Kirk: "OH, well, there's a slight chance it might ... explode."

Khan: "Explode?"

Kirk: "Yes, but a very samll chance. Like 8%."

Khan: "You sure?"

Kirk: "OH yeah, almost positive."

Khan: "'cause if it does, I'll have to steal a Federation starship, hunt you down, put worms in the ears of your crew, and then try to kill you."

Kirk: "You know, this was really all Chekov's idea. Here's his picture..."
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