Sadly, the dick was not
in the door, but rather lopped off instantly when the surprisingly sharp-edged doors slide shut, leaving Kirk momentarily stunned.
Meanwhile, on deck 12, waiting lift patronizers were greeted to a most disturbing surprise.
In a stunning retcon, Paramount Studios adds a deleted scene where, digitally added on the comptuer screen, Khan is shown Chekov's face for no appearent reason.
Though Berman is no longer part of Trek, when reached for comment, he was "Very pleased".
"But ... I have to go to the bathroom."
"You should have thought of that before we entered intergallatic space. You know damn well, mister, starships don't have toilets."