Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ...
Comm signal: ooeeeeeooo!
Chekov (over comm): Bridge to Keptin Kirk! Heyyy, who's she?
Kirk: Never mind that, Mr. Chekov -- do you have something to report?
Khan (thinking): Chekov...
The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but
that the lightning ain't distributed right. — Mark Twain