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Old December 29 2009, 05:01 PM   #20
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ...

Khan: "The boy who changed out my bedpan claimed he shook my penis to make sure the end was dry."

Kirk: "Chekov."

The parking brake crack was bad enough, but when Kirk told him to speed up in the fast lane, Sulu was convinced the crew of the Enterprise hated Asian drivers.

Kirk (in a high pitched voice): "Uhura, listen to me very carefully. Do not let that turbolift go anywhere."
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