View Single Post
Old December 29 2009, 01:30 PM   #15
The Laughing Vulcan
Admiral
 
The Laughing Vulcan's Avatar
 
Location: At The Laughing Vulcan's party...
Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ...



Khan: "When I awoke, there was a young man with a bad haircut, suckling from me as if I were his mother..."
Kirk: "Chekov..."




Kirk: "That's it, five years is enough of this. Everytime you two glance at each other, I get a face full of homoerotic subtext. Now cut it out, or go on separate shifts."

Uhura os: "Try looking at the back of an egotistical asshole for five years."






Kirk: "Janice, I'm sorry... I was wrong, you don't have fat calves... Janice? Listen, honey. We're in the middle of a situation here. I need to get to the transporter room...

... Spock take a note. Either transfer the neurotic bitch off this ship, or get another turbolift installed on the bridge...

Janice honey, can we talk about this?"
__________________
"Don't try to live so wise. Don't cry 'cause you're so right.
Don't dry with fakes or fears, 'Cause you will hate yourself in the end."

Anime @ MyReviewer
The Laughing Vulcan is offline   Reply With Quote