Khan: "When I awoke, there was a young man with a bad haircut, suckling from me as if I were his mother..."
Kirk: "That's it, five years is enough of this. Everytime you two glance at each other, I get a face full of homoerotic subtext. Now cut it out, or go on separate shifts."
: "Try looking at the back of an egotistical asshole for five years."
Kirk: "Janice, I'm sorry... I was wrong, you don't have fat calves... Janice? Listen, honey. We're in the middle of a situation here. I need to get to the transporter room...
... Spock take a note. Either transfer the neurotic bitch off this ship, or get another turbolift installed on the bridge...
Janice honey, can we talk about this?"