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Old December 29 2009, 01:30 PM   #15
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ...

Khan: "When I awoke, there was a young man with a bad haircut, suckling from me as if I were his mother..."
Kirk: "Chekov..."

Kirk: "That's it, five years is enough of this. Everytime you two glance at each other, I get a face full of homoerotic subtext. Now cut it out, or go on separate shifts."

Uhura os: "Try looking at the back of an egotistical asshole for five years."

Kirk: "Janice, I'm sorry... I was wrong, you don't have fat calves... Janice? Listen, honey. We're in the middle of a situation here. I need to get to the transporter room...

... Spock take a note. Either transfer the neurotic bitch off this ship, or get another turbolift installed on the bridge...

Janice honey, can we talk about this?"
"Don't try to live so wise. Don't cry 'cause you're so right.
Don't dry with fakes or fears, 'Cause you will hate yourself in the end."

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