I think we had a VIP pass to the local ER when I was a kid!
My poor parents. Tallied up, I think they spent a full month in the ER waiting on me to get put back together.
Complications during at home recovery after surgery + quack doctor = at least 5 trips to the emergency room within four weeks after the surgery and a month in the hospital after his partner fixed the problem.
-Dropped a trailer on my left hand while loading a car onto it.
-Had my right hand caught in car/truck doors twice, requiring surgery to repair it once.
-Did a faceplant over a curb into asphalt requiring stitches while out on a double date
-3rd degree burn to the palm of my hand when someone called my name behind me while I was teaching my fry cook how to clean the flat grill
is now Captain Stoned
You are too straight to be a floral designer. - da Bunny
RIP Dad Apr 22, 1942 - Dec 2, 2011