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Old November 29 2009, 09:17 PM   #277
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Re: Movies Seen in 2009

Assassin Ninja.

If you like whole limbs being sliced off and the gory details seen splashing all over the screen, if you like seeing young women impaled with katana and blood gushing from their mouths, or children's feet whipped with blood pouring from them, if you like watching a guy's head get sliced off at the mouth and the dangling flesh going everywhere, or a woman being sliced up and put in a washing machine as the blood pours from the handle, and if you like straightforward paint by numbers storytelling which offers absolutely no deviation from the obvious conclusion reached about 30 minutes into the movie, then Assassin Ninja is for you!

4/10 stars, and that's being very generous.

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