hmm.. most likely getting run over by a tractor mower going in reverse and severing my right arm. Then dying in the ambulance on the way to the hospital (obviously I was revived). Finally having the severed arm further amputated just below the shoulder to stop infection from spreading.
All in all, that day really sucked. But I've never had a worse one.
DAMN. You win!
Seriously, dude,that SUCKS, but I'm glad you're still with us.