My injuries are too trivial and not really amazing.
Injured my right little finger while playing volleyball at school, "just a small sprain," they said. Had it bandaged and immobilised for a week.
Also stubbed my left small toe against my toolbox at home a few years ago, remained painful for days. Got an X-ray of it just to make sure it wasn't broken. It wasn't broken.
Perhaps the only significant injury I've ever had was when I was 6, at home while playing with my LEGOŽ - I caught my heel underneath a metal shelf, tearing a huge hole in my heel. Got it bandaged for a few weeks. It looked cool.
It has however left arguably the most permanent and distinguishing of my physical scars.
So yeah - otherwise I'm fairly indestructible.