Every Christmas I usually make time to buy our dog a big box of dog biscuits. She's too old for anything exciting now - she's also too old to do her usual thing of collecting the post from the front door - but she still will not say no to a jumbo box of Bonio.
: It's mindless now, clicking towards oblivion. ... How long, K-9?
: INSUFFICIENT DATA.
: Yeah, you never fucking know the answer when it's important.