Re: Stories that don't need zombies?
would become Another Day in the Life of Woody Harrelson.
28 Days Later
would become England Under Thatcher.
Plan 9 From Outer Space
would become just slightly less bad.
Shaun of the Dead
would become Spaced
Land of the Dead
would become W.
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