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Old November 19 2009, 07:40 PM   #122
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Re: The Simpsons

Ralph: "I bent my wookie."

Ralph: "My cat's food tastes like cat food."

Duffman: "DUFFMAN!!!"

Bart: "My finger slipped."
Lisa: "So did mine..."

Lisa: "I had a cat named Snowball. She died, she died. My mom said she was sleeping. She lied, she lied."

Homer, to a passing shopper
Homer: "Excuse me, sir -- you look liek a guy who has trouble pleasing his wife."
Guy punches Homer in the face
Mr. Signature
Number 2 "Are you going to run?"
Number 6 "Like blazes! The first chance I get."
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