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Old November 19 2009, 05:28 PM   #114
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Re: The Simpsons

David cgc wrote: View Post
Actually, that one was from "$pringfield," when Marge got addicted to gambling.
Which had some great lines in and of itself. Homer had some of the better lines this episode:

Lisa: "Dad, Mom said she'd be home to help me with my costume and she's not, and the geography pageant is tonight!"
Homer: "Lisa, your mom still loves you. It's just that she has a career now. She's a slot-jockey."

Lisa: "I'm not a state, I'm a monster!"
Homer: "No, Lisa. The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!"

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